My Christmas Wish List

Hello all and Merry Christmas.  I know everyone is busy with last minute shopping and holiday parties and I hope that is all working out well for you.  I, on the other hand have had my shopping done for weeks and have been focusing on the holiday parties.  I must say, it is weird to be in Tampa for Christmas.  I mean, I don’t like snow to begin with…but the fact that their isn’t even a CHANCE of snow makes for an odd Christmas.

The following is my Christmas wish list.  It is not just for me.  In the spirit of Holiday giving, I am asking for some special gifts for some other folks as well.  So here goes.  I wish……

-that people would go back to saying “Merry Christmas”.  Screw your “Happy Holidays” and “Holiday Season” bullshit.

-that karaoke, reality television and Rosie O’Donnell would finally just go away.

-for the people in Tampa to figure out what red lights are for.

-for input from all the folks who have seen my show so I can get that page updated on my website.

-the contract between the Devil and the New England Patriots would expire already.

-you would buy some Brian Lee merchandise.  T shirts, hats and mugs make excellent stocking stuffers.  (Cheap plug, I know..but come on, it’s Christmas)

-and finally, a safe and early return for Polly, Donna, the gang from Ft Jackson, and all our troops overseas…no matter how many muslims they have to waste along the way.

That’s it for now.  I wish you all the best over the holidays and look forward to hearing back from you. 

till then, drinks are on me,

BL

4 Responses to “My Christmas Wish List”

  1. I AGREE!!!!!!! If you can’t wish someone a Merry Christmas, then get your a** out of bed on December 25th and GO TO WORK!!!!!!!! And Don’t Expect Any Presents!!!!!!!!!
    –Lisa

  2. My prayers are also with Polly and all the troops overseas. Merry Christmas, God Bless You and Thank You for all you are doing.!!!!!
    –Lisa

  3. You stole my exact words about Merry Christmas.. I just wrote some stuff last night about that same fact.. Didnt post it, so I know you couldnt have stole it.. To say the least Americans have locked us into this crappy political world.. It sucks and they can kiss my ass.. I thought freedom of speech was just that.. I thought thats what I was waking up to don the uniform to protect.. Wait, Im a fucking weather guy.. What the hell do I care.. I take a guess for a living.. I am the biggest scam artist in the world..

  4. You stole my exact words about Merry Christmas.. I just wrote some stuff last night about that same fact.. Didnt post it, so I know you couldnt have stole it.. To say the least Americans have locked us into this crappy political world.. It sucks and they can kiss my ass.. I thought freedom of speech was just that.. I thought thats what I was waking up to don the uniform to protect.. Wait, Im a fucking weather guy.. What the hell do I care.. I take a guess for a living.. I am the biggest scam artist in the world.. Didnt realize this would be anonymous.. This is Justin up in SC.. I mean Hell.. Wait, arent you in Tampa?? Thats hell without redlights..HA HA

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