Olympic after thoughts.

 Well, it’s been a week, and I am finally over my case of “Olympic Fever”.  I hate to say it, but there was really NO amount of drinking I could do to make this shit interesting to me.  Oh, I tried…but I just couldn’t get excited about these games.  I did however, find some things to rant about.

-It was the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat for Americas’ “Dykes on Spikes”…also know as the women’s’ soccer and softball teams.  First, the thrill of victory as the soccer team won the gold medal.  Now all they need to do is melt down those medals, sell the gold, and take the money and spend it on boob jobs for the whole team….maybe they will at least LOOK like women.  Oh, and the agony of defeat for the softball team as they suffered their first loss in years.  Never fear though.  I am sure that they all had a long shower after the game and everything was better.

-Why is everyone making a big deal about the men’s’ basketball team?  I mean, come on…they just beat a bunch of short white guys.

-Congratulations to the Communists for finding a brand new way to cheat.  In the old days, it was performance enhancing drugs or threats of death if the athlete lost…but they really outdid themselves this year.  Underage kids in women’s’ gymnastics….absolutely brilliant.  Stellar job by the Olympic Committee (the sporting worlds’ version of the United Nations….and just as corrupt) in turning a blind eye to ensure the host country got the benefit of the doubt.  On a positive note…..viewership by pedophiles increased by 200%. 

-Want to make the games more exciting?  I think they should replace Free Style and Greco-Roman wrestling with PROFESSIONAL wrestling!  We would so kick every ones ass.  What ya gonna do, when Olympic Hulkster runs wild on you?

– And finally, Americas’ golden boy Michael Phelps won his 8 gold medals.  Good for him.  Now it’s time for him to take all that aquatic ability and do something worthwhile.  Hey Mikey, get out of the pool, get your ass down to the recruiting office, join the Navy and do something for your country that actually matters.

Ok, I had enough of this.  Check back in two years and we can all make fun of the Winter Games together.


Till next time….drinks are on me,


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