Archive for December, 2008

2008 Christmas Wish List

Posted in Uncategorized on December 7, 2008 by cerebralpunishment

Time again for the annual Christmas wish list.  I am happy to say, that I did get 3 of my wishes from last year (the list is still posted, so you can figure out which ones came true).   So, let’s see what we can get this year.  I wish for….

– Doctors to finally come up with a cure for the disease that causes men to wear hats crooked on their heads.  I truly think we should start a charity for that.  You know, have a fund raiser, wear little colored ribbons…stuff like that.  Call it, “doing my part”.

– the Steelers to fire all their coaches…except for Dick LeBeau, of course.  He RULES!

– for all the Islamic/Muslim extremists to pay no attention to the fact that we screwed up and gave our country away in November and choose NOT to attack us again.

– Hollywood to stop remaking horror movies from the ’80’s, then making them rated PG….unless PG stand for “Pretty Gross” or “Plenty of Gore”.  If you are going to remake it…then do it right. …let Rob Zombie do it!

The Daily Shows’ Jon Stewarts’ money to come directly to ME when they “re-distribute the wealth”, and I want that prick to know that I am getting it. 

– a reason to actually like Southern Maryland.  Although I do think I may have already found one.  Figure that one out.

– Bruce Campbell to finally get that Academy Award he so richly deserves.  And finally….

– a triumphant return to the stage in ’09.  Been stagnant way too long because of the “day job”…so it’s time to get back to business.  Possible Cerebral Punishment reunion, anyone?

So, that’s my wish list.  Let me know what you think and feel free to add to it.  Can’t wait to hear from you.

Till next time….drinks are on me,