Random Rants for February 2009

Hello again, my semi-loyal Lee-Tards.  Time for another round of Random Rants.

– After my Valentines’ Rant, people wanted to know what I actually did for the VD weekend. Well, I spent the weekend watching tons of horror movies….”My Bloody Valentine 3D”, the new “Friday the 13th”, and about 6 cheesy horror movies from Blockbuster.  Cause when it comes down to it, nothing says “Romance” like a high body count.

– Who’s Out – Seth Rogen. Who’s In – Danny McBride. 

– Another year…..another baseball season….another Yankee caught cheating.  Go figure.

– I mean, really, how is Seth Rogen still getting parts in movies?  He plays the same role in EVERY one. 

– I recently watched a movie called “Zombie Strippers” starring Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund.  This movie had everything I could possibly love in a movie….zombies AND strippers.  They should have just called this movie “To Brian….You’re Welcome”.

– Honestly Seth, aren’t Canadians supposed to be funny?  What happened to you? 

– One word, people…………..SHAM-WOW!  Say it while doing “jazz hands”…it’s even more fun that way.

– Come on, Kevin Smith couldn’t even make Seth Rogen funny…and Kevin is a comic GENIUS!

– I had a very bad day yesterday.  I REALLY missed my ex-girlfriend.  Then I got to thinking…if I didn’t drink as much, I would have a much steadier aim.

– Hey Seth Rogen, you know how I know you’re gay?  Cause that bit is the ONLY funny thing you have ever done.  Oh, and cause you are Seth Fuckin’ Rogen.

– And finally, Al Sharpton, please SHUT THE FUCK UP!

That’s it for now…..oh, and Seth Rogen sucks.

Till next time….drinks are on me,

BL