Well, we are well into July, so if you are following along at home, that means the year is half way over. I have decided to do a little re-cap of the year so far. Basically, these are things the talking heads in the media feel are important, but I give less than a fuck about. Where to start?
– Whitney Houston dies: Hmm…a drug addict pop singer involved in a destructive marriage? Stevie Wonder saw that one coming!
– The Hunger Games: Yea! More movies for twinks! Sci-Fi “Twilight”! Didn’t see it…was busy doing adult things.
– Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman: Wanna be gang banger shot by wanna be cop. I’ll wait for the “Lifetime” made for TV movie.
– GLEE/Rock of Ages/Katy Perry: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
– Miami Heat win the NBA championship: The New York Yankees of basketball. Congratulations on a well bought title in a strike shortened season.
– Jack Osborne has Multiple Sclerosis: So do 2.5 Million other people. Maybe you mother can annoy the MS out of your body. Fuck you, you are still not special.
I am sure there is plenty more stuff that I missed, but these are the things that jumped out at me. I will try this again in another 6 months. Let’s see what pisses me off then.
Till next time…drinks are on me,
BL
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